I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
