So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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