No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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