I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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