I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
im on a boat
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