is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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