was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
