that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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