Sponge bath it is.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
accomplished twins. life is a go
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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