come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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