But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
