The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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