Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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