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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook

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(269): View more from Michigan

Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(949): View more from California

the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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(509): View more from Washington

Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.

(406): View more from Montana

Hospital.

(509): View more from Washington

I am invincible.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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