i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!