people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week