Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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