I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud