Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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