Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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