zippers are such a cool invention
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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