So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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