so explain again why im purple
no
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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