Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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