i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
