oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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