idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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