New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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