There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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