Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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