Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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