I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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