The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dignity is for republicans.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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