I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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