Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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