This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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