I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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