i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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