i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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