If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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