she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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