we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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