I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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