Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.