dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not