Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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