dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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