My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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