You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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