Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't think brook has ever known best
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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