I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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