when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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