so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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