Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you would pick up someone in the library
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.