party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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