i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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