Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.