She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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