im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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