I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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