He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just forgot I was standing up.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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